When you Masturbate while wearing a condom.

Classy and can be done while wearing a suit... for the buisness man on the go.
Damn i've been running all over the office today... I barely had time to give myself The Executive before I had to go to that lunch meeting with the Board of Directors....
von T-pain in a breadbox 8. März 2009
The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".
Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."
von Urban Dictionary 20. August 2008
Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.
I was running late this morning, but I was saved by "the executive".
von dirt dog 18. Oktober 2011
To abrubtly leave a bar or a party without telling any of your friends.
Friend A: What happened to you last night, man? You were the DD...

Friend B: I was sick of that scene, so I pulled The Executive . Hope you got home ok.

Friend A: Thanks for telling me, dick.
von Paul Hanna 20. September 2007
When a guy goes in for a first kiss and puts his dick in her hand instead. Public or Private.

You try this move when you know its "going down". You just skip a few steps. The Executive doesn't have time for a 30 minute make out session.
I gave her The Executive last night... she loved it.
von MrExecutive 27. September 2010

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