Top Definition
(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}
#thumbelina #thumb-monster #deviant #weirdo #freak #non-conformist #dirty sanchez
von Hamroll 7. November 2006
A popular, mythical creature from sexual exploit folklore fame who fights for the rights of digital date dwellers.
The thumbed crusader added another notch to his thumbnail after nailing a hot bleached blond (arse).
#champion #hero #trailblazer #pilgrim #martyr #speleologist
von Hamroll 16. November 2006
The slang term for a person who forays into the backdoor of wanton vixens, with the goal of altering the pigmentation of his thumb, because he is too cheap to enlist the services of a tanning salon.
Usually repeats the action until the desired shade of brown/tan is obtained. Will also giggle gleefully once successful.
"The thumbed crusader pursued her ass with great vigour, an image of perfect thumb brownness at the forefront of his mind..."
#sun-bathing #sun-tan #finger-tanning #digit dipper #ambre solaire
von Hamroll 26. November 2006
One who repeatedly inserts his digit into a womans ass. Will often bring out the thumb on a first date meaning that a second date will usually not occur
Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.
#thumb #dirty sanchez #thumbelina #anal #ass odour
von -LJW- 12. November 2006
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