some fag who cried on national TV
Hey man, who's that little girl crying on the bench?

That's not a little girl, that's just Tim Tebow.
#tim tebow #tebow #gators #florida #florida gators #crying #fag
von demariojamarcusantoine 7. Dezember 2009
(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.
Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.
#tim tebow #denial #champion #sexual intercourse denied #no sex #cant get sex #chris fong #timmy tebow #kyle orton #john elway #josh mcdaniel #urban meyer #percy harvin #riley cooper #im done
von phillybol 22. Januar 2011
A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!
#spiderman #sex #alligator fuck house #uf #football #tim tebow #touchdown #tackle #stiff arm
von Adam RD 19. Oktober 2006
Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.
Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."
#tim #tebow #jesus #florida #gators
von EMR1988 23. September 2009
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