Top Definition
A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.
"I admit it, that was no twinkie....
my mother buys twonkies!"
(goes off into a corner to cry)
von Mightyted 8. Juni 2003
Slang term for a Caucasian person in an African American community.
"Man, look at this white-ass twonkie walkin' through the streets."
von A Type of Juice 20. Juni 2014
A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.
"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"
von Twonks 10. September 2014
an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.
damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies
von n.bishop 18. November 2006
stands for twilight junkie
Jess is such a twonkie. Her profile picture is of her wearing a twilight shirt and holding an apple.
von emp123 29. Januar 2012
one who gets twonked
it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is
von scaredyants 29. September 2003
an idiot
he is such a twonkie..he said that 2+2=3

Audrey: haha she loves to do stunts that will be dagerous. she will break something.

Zui: yeah she is such a twonkie lol
von SpikeVenom 11. September 2008

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