1. Incisor-bearing organism in reeeeally serious denial. Won't even eat eggs or dairy produce because of the necessary infringement on the hard-won human rights of hens and cattle.

2. Someone who has just come 160,000,000,000,000 miles and is kinda hungry ... so watch out.
Here come the Vegans with their laser blasters and photon torpedoes.
von Fearman 3. August 2007
A person who does not eat or wear any animal products including but not limited to meat, seafood, eggs, leather, wool, fur, dairy, and sometimes honey (although some vegans still eat honey) do to the horrible things humans do to these animals, most animals now are bred for there meat. While many people believe this to be an extreme and rather stupid diet, nutritionists say it's A-ok and some vegans get more protein then they really need. Nutrition tests show average vegans to have a 57% less chance of heat disease then a meat eater, while ovo-lacto vegetarians (a vegetarian that eats both eggs and dairy) only have 27% less chance. Vegans actually get more protein then they need, even the athletes, and it's possible to get too much protein.
Fat Bob: "All vegans are skinny little preps!"
DJ Sam: "What about that one guy from Good Charlotte? Vegan, medium sized, and piercings all over!"
von Zsky2 25. März 2006
Annoying skinny fucks who refuse to eat meat or any other other animal by product.
That vegan looks like he's starving.
von Striker122 30. Juli 2009
A Dietary choice refraining from the consumption of any animal product such as eggs, meat, or dairy.
Often associated with animal rights activist groups but having nothing to do with revolutionary acts or thoughts.
A diet. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Would you like a glass of milk with that?
"Naw thank you, I'm actually vegan."
von mrpete123 6. Februar 2007
Sucking dick badly. Referring to how protein from a mans semen come from humans, which are animals, vegans cannot have products from animals.
Dude, that girl was being vegan last night
von hammertime03131987 31. März 2009
Noun. A vegetarian who doesn't like you.
"Hey, she's cute. You think she'd go out with me?"

"No way, man. She's a vegan."
von SkippyD1 9. Februar 2008
Will not eat meat or use any products from animals.

Usually a college hippy or a pompous Hollywood celebrity. They love to point out their diet is so health even though they're 5'11" and weight 100lbs.

They tend to get appalled or preachy if you so much mention that you eat meat.
Vegan - Oh, I'm so glad your not eating meat anymore (sees bag of grain)

Huh?..that bag of grain is bait for deer as it's gun season tomorrow (pumps fist)
von glum68 22. Dezember 2008

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