Top Definition
A creepy person. (derived from the movie Willard with all the rats...)
"Don't be such a willard!" Used when someone is being creepy/has creepy characteristics.
von Bonnie Edwards 8. April 2006
A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).
Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.
von indubitably01 28. April 2010
A term to describe random players you are grouped with in matchmaking video games.
Ugh. I hate playing Call of Duty by myself! The Willards I get stuck with always suck!
von MrKrunchberry 2. November 2011
Random pubes left unattended.
D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!
von Balls 06 14. Mai 2006
To present a handful of rats to your partner during intercourse with the intention of scaring the living shit out of her.
So, me and my girlfriend were having sex and i wanted to make it more exciting so I pulled a Willard.....She dumped me.
von Lester M. Olester 29. Juni 2010
A man's cock.
(phone ring) Ring! Ring!


Hey dude whats up?

"Hey man uh, can i call you back.. I'm beating my Willard."

Oh my gosh man seriously, i just did before i called you!
von HIPPOMAN3000 12. März 2010
A gray and hairy person in his/her mid 50s in desperate need of some wrinkle cream and laser hair removal.
Ewe look at him he looks like a Willard.

She looks so bad today that she looks like a Willard.

He is so hairy he almost looks like a Willard.
von Stretchalufagus bubba 20. September 2014

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