Dickwad B - Nah man i cant, ive spent over 10,000 Dollars in Xbox 360's and still don't have a working one.
Dickwad A - Aw damn man what do you do with all of the broken ones?
Dickwad B - I need to throw them out, they are taking up all of the space in my room.
Matt: Die in a hole.
Person 2: Nah, I am going to turn it off when I am done, so it will be fine.
Person 1: Well xbox live got shut down for 7 weeks once! Thats nothing compared to the PSN outage for a month!
Person 2: Yeah your right, xbox live was shut down 7 weeks before it existed.
Guy 2: Cool lets go play it
5 MINUTES LATER
Guy 1: This is awesome!!!
Guy 2: Aww.... that sux
Guy 1: I guess it wasn't a total waste of money. Now I have a new Paperweight!