Baldy I'd Like to Fuck
"Dude, Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights is such a BILF!"
"IKR!?! OMFG and what about Mat Love from Mercy Mercedes? NOMM!"
"Ahh, Matt's such a BILF too!"
#baldy #sey #bald #matt love #nick thompson #hit the lights #htl #mm #mercy mercedes
von tFTW 24. Juni 2009
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Babysitter
I'd
Like to
Fuck
Damn, is that bilf of yours coming to watch you again. I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her!
von just another cracka 9. Juli 2003
Baby I'd Like to Fuck
In the tv-show Family Guy the baby Stewie sees a beatiful baby girl and says: " O wait wait bilf, total bilf" .
#bilf #baby #family guy #stewie griffin #fuck #tv
von Respecta 17. Januar 2011
Possibly the most versatile word in any language. Though it sounds like "some b word I'd like to fuck," bilf actually refers to semen, but can be used much like fuck in that while someone can be bilfing, can bilf all over the place, can be full of bilf, and can be bilfed upon or into, they can also be referred to as a Bilf.
Damn hot mama, I'm gonna bilf in your bilf chalice.

Steve: So he stole all your shit?
Joe: Yeah.
Steve: What a bilf

You bilf nugget

you bilfing moron.

I'm gonna fill you with so much bilf you're going to get swimmers ear.
#cum #semen #fuck #sex #milf
von esoterism 28. Oktober 2009
A Family Guy joke made by Stewie. A play on the phrase MILF. Stands for Baby I'd Like to Fuck
Stewie: OMG what a BILF
#milf #omg #stewie #family guy #fuck #joke
von Mardy M 16. Januar 2011
Beard I'd Like to Fondle
Lea ~ "Holy shitkebabs; see that beautiful bloke over there with a massive beard?"

Victoria ~ "Yeah, what a BILF, let's go fondle it!"
#beard #face fuzz #thigh tickler #fondle #manly #grizzly #blif #biilf #beard i'd like to fuck #fuzz
von BILFuk 5. Februar 2014
"baby I'd like to f*ck" as said by Stewie on family guy....it's only cool for him to say it...if you say it then you're just a pedo
Stewie: Oooh ooh bilf! She's a total bilf!
#milf #mihf #family guy #stewie #lois
von squishy-tishy 16. Januar 2011
Baby I'd like to Fuck

Made famous by Stewie Griffin on Family Guy
Oh BILF, check out that BILF
#bilf #family #guy #stewie #griffin #baby #i #would #i'd #like #to #fuck
von FG Fan 16. Januar 2011
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