Top Definition
An alternative for bitch. Birch is commonly used to bypass internet filters. It is also used to call someone a bitch without the associated negative connotations; a more light-hearted approach.
"Well don't get mad at me, birch! You could have answered your own question if you searched first."

"My girl has been birching at me since she got home. I don't know what the deal is, but the birch needs to settle down."
von Jack Krabitz 2. Januar 2007
When a girl goes up to another girl and grabs there boobs.
"imma go birch her."
von mc. grabby 15. März 2010
A tree that has papery bark and grows in the northern hemisphere.
The hard wood of a birch tree.
A switch or bundle of small birch branches/twigs that are used to spank someone.
I used birch bark as paper once.
She got whipped by the birch.
She has birch furniture.
von angryatnocommonsense 15. März 2015
(n) plural: -es / a set of people that are not bound by the limitations alcoholism/addiction/sanity
"Girl, you my birch"

"Ain't gonna' cut down this birch tree"

"Beyonce"
von v0mitt 28. Januar 2014
The name your friend gets when you are at a party and you try to text your friend to tell them that they are a bitch, but you accidentally text birch.
" I'm here birch."
von Big Bird 3320 4. März 2016
A drink consisting of Redbull, vodka, and peach schnapps.
You can't have a birch, because we ran out of Redbull
von Dpeatice 24. Dezember 2011
A combination of a bird and bitch.
That skank ass birch won't give me my mother fuckin money.
von Domizan 20. Juli 2006

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