1:A baked savoury snack to enjoy with beverages such as tea/coffee/milk.
2:A complete dumbass
'Get the rich tea out mary'
or
'You complete biscuit!'
von suzi 25. September 2004
A game where a group of guys masterbate. the objective is not be the last to ejaculate on the biscuit, thus resulting the player having to eat the biscuit with everyone elses cemen on it.
Me and 3 - 5 guys are playing biscuit
von jakadak 5. Oktober 2012
A dry, boring, lame, unappealing female. Not a bitch but adds nothing (and sometimes detracts) from the situation.
- oh man shes a biscuit

- who brought the biscuit?
von mattinc76 21. Oktober 2011
a really gross-tasting food that someone tries to foce upon you; an icky crapload of food, possibly just normal food you really dislike, that someone mean tries to pressure you into eating
"pst! hey kid, come here"
"okay, what do you want?"
"eat this apricot skin!"
"OOOH NO! I HATE APRICT SKIN! HELP!! I NEED SOMEBODY! I AM BEING FORCED TO EAT SOME BISCUIT!!!"
"KID, SHUT UP AND YOU'LL ONLY HAVE TO EAT HALF!"
von LainoBottis 1. Mai 2009
1. darn it, fuck it, fuck, shit, oh damn
2. random doodling on lined paper when a certain techie vice-president of a certain start-up is supposed to be coding
1. "I just lost 1000 lines of code! Biscuits."
2. "...biscUIts Biscuits biscuits BISCUITS bIsCuItS BIScuits biscuTS...."
von May H. 14. März 2005
Lure or trick someone.
A couple of friends trying to convince another friend into buying a plasma TV would say - Lets put a biscuit on Anju to buy a plasma TV.
von dj78 16. Oktober 2008
A woman, with a nice round big ass!
Man that chick got some biscuits on her! I would like to put some of my jelly between them things!
von Shaunjon 3. November 2006

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