Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!
Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!
von jtothenine 12. Dezember 2010
A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.
Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.
von Jon Narki 2. Februar 2010
to rape a girl in the booty hole
i borked her last night
von corytchristbradm 29. April 2010
the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
von Trav-dog 13. Juli 2008
1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear
You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!
von Raccooninabox 13. Juni 2006
Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
von Morgan Martin-Skerm 10. Juli 2008
Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.

That new hairstyle is totally borkified.

"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
von Kincaide&MrCutie 27. Oktober 2006

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