Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.
You're borked.
That was some serious bork today.
von Leleana 9. März 2006

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A typo/deviation of the word broke or broken. Often used to refer to something that once worked, but after screwing with it, now doesn't -- Many Windows patches fall into this category.
1) The latest Service pack fixed the login errors, but it borked the rest of my computer.

2) I borked Joe's mom.

3) If the damn thing is working, don't mess with the settings, you might bork it again.
von Z Hespelt 14. März 2007

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to mess up, or to be screwed
damn, myspace is borked again
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aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.
Thomas Walker is a bork.
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bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.
he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness
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Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.
"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
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1. To hit a volleyball foul or out-of-bounds so that the opponents score or your teammate must bust his butt to save yours. (Word learned at Karch Kiraly VB Camp.)
2. Any error or mistake.
Everyone shall do 10 push-ups per bork.
von PatBB 6. April 2006

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