Top Definition
A device used for nun masturbation.
People don't make candles out of sperm any more because nuns kept getting pregnant.
von erokke 11. Juli 2004
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.
von daywalker. 26. August 2009
A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it
von ihunt4bieber 21. Januar 2010
Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.
Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!
von St. Clare's 2. Januar 2006
Another word for a tampon.
Here, I'll buy you a candle. *No fucking losers.*
von azclawson 19. Juli 2010
a joint, a blunt, its so thin and white that when lit it looks like a birthday candle
Katt Williams: "I have 12 candles at my house. I've been waiting to burn them mudafuckas"
von Brizzy Izzy 25. Juli 2011
When a man sets a woman's hair on fire, then masturbates and ejaculates on her head to put it out. This term is also valid when a female who is capable of squirting lights a man's hair on fire.
Baby, let's light up a candle.
von matchbox79 15. Oktober 2010

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