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1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
von anonymous 22. Februar 2003
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2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
von Charlie Mulligan 5. März 2004
2006 500
 
3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
von Mystery Man 28. Januar 2003
1607 272
 
4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
von ddt 21. November 2004
1552 557
 
5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
von gusto5 29. Mai 2004
1150 410
 
6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
von Why do I keep coming here? 24. September 2003
948 233
 
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The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
729 356