When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else
eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'
von specialk 23. Juli 2003
A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.
I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!
von Mick Frappell 14. Juli 2006