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1.
Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
i love count chocula
von Tinkerbelll 28. April 2004
 
2.
a more badass vampire than edward cullen.
screw edward cullen! count chocula team FTW!
von sdbfdgsf 5. Januar 2010
 
3.
Another nickname for Ray Nagan, mayor of New Orleans.
Ray Nagan is also known as Count Chocula.
von Midda Toups 19. Januar 2006
 
4.
BADASS
Awesome
Best cereal
You are such a Count Chocula
von Travis4 12. Mai 2008
 
5.
When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.
I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!
von Roger_RD_Scott 14. Januar 2010
 
6.
A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.
After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother
von CountChocula 1. April 2005
 
7.
Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.
That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.
von real tik tok 16. Januar 2011