Top Definition
A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.
"Ah, nothing like coloring some pictures"
von Windexter 16. April 2003
27 more definitions
1) getting your cray on (see definition for cray)
2) getting crazy, wild, stupid
3) a wax-made colorful writing utensil that is responsible for most artistic childhood memories...the red ones taste the best

as made famous by Korean rapper G-Dragon in his song "Crayon"
Guy 1: You still coming to the party?
Guy 2: Yeah man gotta get my crayon
von rgrant2504 16. September 2012
Wonderful devices built for consumption.
Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
von Not Zane 21. September 2004
A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.
Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"
von blabalaba<3 28. Mai 2009
The best writing utensils/person on this earth.
"Hey can I burrow a crayon?"
"Sure, do you want red,black,green, or sammy?"
von Jessilovesjex 17. Februar 2009
A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.
When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.
von horsyrock 2. Juni 2006
A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.
The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.
von Curlygirl 13. April 2013

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