1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber
1. People die when they are killed


Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs
von SongGirl 28. August 2013
Top Definition
Britney Spear's career
Wow britney spears sucks
von The Truth 13. Januar 2005
Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*
von IFORGOT 8. Dezember 2002
1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble
1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead
von ihavenolife 29. Juni 2004
When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.
Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*
von purplestar1952 10. September 2009
1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
von Joshiro007 23. Februar 2003
The opposite of street smart.
Aw, yeah, that dude's pretty street smart, ain't he?

Naw, he dead.
von Am-stir-dam 10. Februar 2010
1. Not living.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.
1. He hasn't got a pulse, he is dead.

2. Child A: You're dead.
Child B: I'm clearly still living.
Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.
von Scandal 28. Juni 2004

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