The word dildo has many meanings.

As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.

As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.

As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier.

Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
von recallthelessons 15. Oktober 2010
May be used in place of a forgotten word.
Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.
von Succubus Prime 16. März 2008
An editor at Urban Dictionary. A dildo (editor), is someone that graduated from middle school by the skin of his teeth. A real assshole that didn't publish my Orlando definition, which I thought was pretty fucking awesome! Fuck you! Who makes these rules? How do you have definitions about blow jobs on toilet seats, and definitions about Jacksonville that say "fuck Orlando" but if I say something nice and "fuck Jacksonville", mine doesn't get posted...answer me fuckers!
A dildo is something editors have up their asses
von Editor with a dildo 10. Januar 2014
A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"
von Flangsharbumtum 11. Januar 2009
Can be anything used as a fake penis.
Lesbians: We need a dildo!
von Blob Loblawbloblaw 12. Juni 2015
A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .
"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass
von mgklover 12. März 2015
IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!
She likes dildos
von The_King_of_Tacos 18. Februar 2015
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