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12.
1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
von Russell 11. Juli 2004
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1.

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
von Light Joker 17. April 2007
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2.
Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
von muffindamule 6. Oktober 2006
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3.
one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
von josh 29. April 2003
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4.
shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.
von Chioma 3. August 2006
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5.
1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
von Egaro 16. Februar 2009
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6.
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
von BDPclub 4. April 2010
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7.
A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg

fine example of a dipstick
von Indi Dae 15. Februar 2009
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