1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
von Russell 11. Juli 2004

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
von Light Joker 17. April 2007
Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
von muffindamule 6. Oktober 2006
one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
von josh 29. April 2003
shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.
von Chioma 3. August 2006
1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.
Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.
von Shaey Kay 21. Mai 2014
1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
von Egaro 16. Februar 2009
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
von BDPclub 4. April 2010

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