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8.
1. Needlessly fall ing over in the middle of a game of football in an attempt to gain a penalty or free kick from the referee.
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates
Hey Look! Rooney just did a dive
von Bluethrough 29. November 2007
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9.
Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
von Ntz / SteVader 17. Januar 2006
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10.
A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:

a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR

If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE
Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you
von RockeyMullet 18. März 2009
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11.
DDR track originally from 5th Mix that is one of the truly Japanese songs in the DDR series, unlike Orion 78 that is WAPANESE
von YOU = TEH WAPANESE 7. November 2003
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