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1.
When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.
Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave
von OC Brownbomber 27. September 2010
 
2.
When a person, male or female, passes gas in a tanning bed and must either a) open the door to relieve the smell or b) stay inside the bed to prevent spotting. Similar to dutch oven.
Summer: Guys, yesterday I was tanning at Planet Tan and I farted in the 20 minute bed. I dutch coffined myself.
Jamie: Wow, you disgust me.
von Jamie J. 20. September 2007