when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
von lilknobcunt 24. April 2011
Top Definition
The act of sliding one's eyeglasses down one's nose and peering over the top of them in a questioning, self-confident, or alluring manner.
I said something untruthful and that chick laid a glunk on me I'll never forget.
von http://www.glunkin.com/ 9. Mai 2011
to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"
Stop glunking your brother.
von Frank Booth 18. Januar 2005
To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.
The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.
von asterix299 28. November 2015
The sound your significant other makes whilst choking on your genitals.
She totally got glunked!
von LilNickel 28. Juli 2015
To slides your glasses down your nose and peer over the top of them.
The chick said something I did not believe to be true, so I dropped a glunk on her, and she started backpedaling like all get out.
von Sir Glunkalot 25. Mai 2011
A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"
von f3ar_me 23. September 2009

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