Top Definition
More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
von Dick Splash 10. November 2003
A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
von Archie2K 17. April 2004
to quote Oscar Wilde:
"The best way to ruin a good walk"
There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???
von Bigmeuprudeboy 9. September 2003
A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
von OutlawStar 27. Juli 2004
Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
von Anonymous 6. Mai 2003
A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.
Check that little slidebar when you define a word.
von nikkan_hanil 30. Juni 2004
"Golf... is truly happiness"
A great quote by Moe Norman
von Mr. Johnny 15. April 2005
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