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A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!
von Muteress and Mutelator 21. Februar 2005
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Another word used for a blowjob.
NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"
von Gerry Mckenna 23. Mai 2007
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toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
von david 17. Juni 2006
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Noun. Used to describe somebody who values self image and vanity over anything else in the world. Usually listens to semi-obscure hardcore bands.
"The members of the band 'lostprophets' consist exclusiveley of Gonks, most of their fans are also Gonks"
von MetalMikey666 7. August 2005
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A wannabe emo. Tries so hard to fill the emo stereotype. My Chemical Romance t-shirts/hoodies are common. And as they say that 'real' emos dont admit it when asked, if you call them a gonk they will deny it.

And also.... biggest posers you will ever encounter!
''Omg! Look how gonkish they are! Total posers!''
von meandmybrightideas 17. September 2006
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A grumpy dog with a severe underbite and a sense of sarcasm.
My neighbor's gonk just peed on my dog's kong.
von valhollah 12. März 2006
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A Gothic Punk... not much more to be said there.
Rachelle and Jesie are so Gonk, eh matey?
von Condom 14. Oktober 2006
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