An exceedingly liberal hippy. Usually tripped out, is part of the green party, with new-agey views on life and death. Eats no meat, and usually no dairy, and therefore has a low iron count; is probably anemic. Is flaky and fruity, like granola. Yum.
That kid's so much of a granola that the red cross wouldn't accept his blood.
von Artsy.not.emo 15. Oktober 2003
A gathering of deadheads,all with a lost look on their stoned faces, often wandering in small, circular patterns while playing hackey sack.
I went to the park, and had to beat a path thru the granola.
von biggdogg 4. September 2003
What hippies eat when they aren't saving the already dead whales or protesting in forests just to save a fucking owl.
Granola tastes like candy-coated cardboard paper.
von Kill the fucken Hippies! 21. Mai 2003