Noun: Believed to be an otherworldly being or entity by some, and by others to be an incomprehensible force who's nature knows no true form. If I may summon the words of 17th century philosopher, Sir David Tompkins, who's brief definition effectively summarizes this abstract concept: "The Grinder is everything that is." Whatever the case, one thing is for certain: the Grinder and its existence will never be fully understood by mere mortals such as ourselves.

However, much less mystery surrounds the purpose of the Grinder. It is widely accepted that the Grinder's sole function is to select the victims for and to determine the exact date of future Grindings. The Grinder works in mysterious ways, but a Grinding is often awarded to the perpetrator of some evil deed.

The actual act of grinding is performed with ritualistic precision with both efficiency and speed. Henchmen of the grinder must quickly surround he who is to be Grinded and strike him in any manner in the upper body for approximately 20 seconds (headshots are not allowed and may get you Grinded). The Grindee is then released from the Grinder and the act is considered sufficient reparation for the wrongdoing in question.
Travis: Hey, guys! I accidentally kicked the hack into the bush!
David: The Grinder has spoken. To the grinder with him!
(group advances on Travis and consumes him)
Travis: no! noooooooooooooo!
von skeet skeet pete 14. Juli 2008
Some oversided slut that wants to break it down all over your dick but you don't want any of that. You just gotta tell that bitch to go back to the alley where she came from.
Yo, there's two grinders coming down the alley.
von PussStallion72 26. Januar 2011
Grinder : A person usually a male who tries to pick up(grind on) on another man's girlfriend/wife/fiancee etc.
Yo tell joe grinder to stay away from my lady or im punchin' him right the #$%$% out.
von ktownz1 8. Juli 2011
sub sandwich
Grinder = Hoagie = Sub
von Luigi 13. Mai 2003
What people from Connecticut call a Subway sandwich; a hero; a wedge; a hogie.
Let's go to Subways to get some Grinders!
von BreadbasketGangsta 5. Januar 2011
a military term, particulary the US Navy, meaning parking lot.
AT2: "Every one fall out to the grinder for drill."
Recruit: "Aye aye petty officeeer!!!"
von Brad Harris 11. September 2006
A rough-looking person who hangs out in rough neighbourhoods and doesn't do very much. Likely to make trouble.
Lotta grinders trying to get freebies at this McDonald's today.
von lottagrinders 21. März 2013

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