When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.
Duded you just got hammed.
#hamed #hammed #hamin #hamer #hams
von majiggin 27. April 2011
acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual
Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.
#calf #shit-show #drunk #blackout #messy
von kpoo 25. April 2011
Stands for Hard as a Motherf*cker. When someone does something requiring extra effort that the normal person wouldnt usually do. Completely replaces the word 'in' when used in urban context.
Luie went HAAAAM popping that champagne bottle in that chicks ass!
#ham #in #hard #haam #haaam #iin #iiin
von Shrizi 4. April 2011
Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.
#ham's #beer #burgers #waitress #danville #karaoke
von Tounge of Colicab 23. August 2008
an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch
We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.
#97% #ham #ugly #fat #stinky #bitch
von TheAlmightyBasedLord 28. September 2011
Acronym for He's A Mess.
Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.
#ham #drunk #mess #sloppy #bleeding
von Hamalicious 27. September 2011
To go crazy,to act out in a wild way
She going ham on that dick!!!
#crazy #wild #crunk #speeding #dancing
von shaunell 18. Juni 2008
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