Top Definition
hj
acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
von Darrius 30. August 2004
10 Words related to hj
hj
A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.
von Anonymous 29. Juli 2003
hj
Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces
Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?
von Kristine 1. August 2004
a handjob from that special someone
i love it when your mom gives me h.j.'s
von joey platinum 13. März 2003
HJ
handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand
Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D
#handjob #second base #cpc #owen #stroking
von plantpolice 11. August 2007
HJ
A handjob.
Hey man! I said 20 for an HJ, not no measly 10.
#hj #handjob #tugjob #five knuckle shuffle #pull off
von Dr. Rockso Baby 28. Dezember 2009
HJ
Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.
Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.
#hj #hand job #j'n it #jerk off #cary hawkins
von mhsimp 3. Februar 2007
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