A chick that gets passed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.
That dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.
von tyrone vanier 21. September 2006
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To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.
We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.
von Shaft 27. März 2005
A slang term for a black Canadian. Much like the terms Oreo or Coconut.
Dude, Josh is such a Hockey-puck
von Andrew Morgan Chase 14. Dezember 2006
A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.
It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?
von harry flashman 7. Juli 2003
slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.
Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??
von DS1981 14. September 2010
a can of dip.(Dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.
i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
von tatomuck1 11. Oktober 2009
Derogatory term for Canadians
Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!
von jk.hfgi. 7. Januar 2014