A game that lots of men love because it is very violent and pointless.
For some reason Canada is also always linked to it. As are missing teeth and blood.
Fun, huh?
Dude, that guy is missing alot of teeth!
It's cause he plays hockey!
von Bekiweki 21. August 2009
Sport that is the Canadian version of soccer. Was cool in the 1980s but now is the taint of the sports universe. More white people play/attend games than Neo Nazi meetings. Impossible to watch on TV due to the impossible task of seeing the puck, even in HD. Half of all games used to end in ties; now they end in shootouts, making them now as lame as soccer. Only entertaining part of games is when players fight, which are all scripted anyway, thus setting hockey behind NASCAR, where at least 30-hillbilly pileups are spotaneous.
Hockey is so lame, more people care about Paris Hilton's genital warts.
von Leandro Washington 24. Februar 2010
To prove that whites ARE better than blacks.
damn, look at the white hockey player.
von MMMRRRAAAWWWWRRRR 12. Oktober 2008
A sport only enjoyed by Canadians
Hows aboot that hockey game there eh?
von Delandre 15. April 2008
A "sport" for fags who would be roller blading if it was warmer. Mostly played by Russians and Canadians.
Canadian: "OMG! Did you see that hockey game last night?!"

American: "Was it even broadcast?"
von Dee8019 14. Dezember 2009
it's about drinkin and fightin
hey let's get drunk and play hockey
von smokin a fatty an' drinkin a beer 18. September 2005
A sport not as difficult or as cool as figure skating. Players of this sport generally smell like cat piss because they refuse to wear deodorant or to wash their equipment.
If figure skating were easy, it'd be called hockey.
von alexkv 2. Dezember 2008

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