the most entertaining sport there is in the WORLD....whoever said it was like watching paint dry is seriously fucked up....unlike football in which the game stops every 5- 10 seconds, it is fastpaced and physical...basketball is cool too but if u dare graze someone while they are shooting...a foul is called on you...damn pusssys....hockey requires all the fucking skill and talent in the world...in basketball if you can shoot a ball into a hoop...you'll be somewhat good...but in hockey you have to know how to skate, shoot, check, skate backwards, and block shots with your body...psstt im canadian and IM PROUD TO LIKE HOCKEY
bob: basketballl is the best sport
niel: wtf are u talking about....if i touch you...i'll get called for a foul...wat a pussy sport...hockey is the best sport
von hockeyfanfromcanada 11. November 2006
The Sport that Owns all! ; a sport that gets you true respect
Tommy (foot fairy): Hey Mark what sport do you play?
Mark: Hockey
(Tommy's thoughts): i better stay the fuck away from that dude.
von Venusaur 6. Dezember 2007
A fast paced, entertaining sport in which all the players have to be skilled and have a high endurance. It's one of the hardest sports to play! That makes me even prouder to be a hocey fan.
Unfortunately, this sport is run by an american who could care less if nobody watches the wonderful game in America. (Hockey isn't broadcasted on ESPN?!)
I don't mean to steriotype amercians, because I know many of them love hockey, but it's ridculously sad what the US is doing to this awesome sport!
Canadian: Did you watch the game last night?!?!

American: No...I couldn't.

Canadian: Oh, that's right. You poor thing, you can't watch because hockey doesn't play on ESPN, the biggest sports channel!!

American: :(

Canadian: I can't imagine how I'd survive...

von Alexiia 7. Mai 2007
The best sport known to man. Is played mainly on a rink (ice) but can be played on cement with the aid of rolller blades (not as fun though)It is a physically demanding sport which requires endurance, strength, speed, and also you to be smart. It is better then any other sport by far (opioion)If you don't keep your head up you will get clobbered. There are fights but hockey is not a goon sport. Overall it is a sport that requires athletics and is very intertaining to watch.GO HOCKEY!
Bill: "oh hey george, how you doing, did you see that gopher game last night"

George: "Im pretty good, you?...oh i sure did, the Gophers kicked the shit out of the Souix"

Bill: "Yeah im good thanks.... I know it was great....did you hear though, next year the gopher hockey team is gunna be not as good"

George: "Why is that?"

Bill: "Because 3/4 of the team are being drafted into the NHL because they are sooooooooooo good"

George: "Oh....yeah they are all good because they are all from MINNESOTA: THE STATE OF HOCKEY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty cool sport popular in Canada, Russia, and the US. The Major league is the NHL, which has such upcomming young stars like Alexander Ovechkin and veterens like Jaromir Jagr

Seriesly though, Shut the fuck with argueing over what sport is superior then any other. Just because baseball is boring for you dosn't mean you can post up your OPINIONS on an Urban DICTIONARY on how much you hate it. Hockeys great, baseballs great, basketball's great, footballs great, just stop bickering.
Canadian: Baseball is so boring, there all fat n basketball so is a pussy sport n Hockey is so cool n it's dominated by canadians cuz the US is so bad n....

American: Hey, you know what's pathetic?

Canadian: What?

American: You
von Geeter 17. August 2006
Best Sport in the world, perfected by the Detroit Red Wings and obviously Henrik Zetterberg
Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
von Mrs. Zetterberg 12. April 2009
1) A sport originating in England, not played on ice but on foot, not using a puck but a ball. After hockey had developed in the British Isles in the late 19th century, it spread throughout the British Empire, largely due to the British army and this is one reason why India, Pakistan and Australia are so formidable (all were British colonies). Today, hockey is played all over the world by a variety of countries and is currently the second largest team sport in the world, just behind football (that's soccer to those who didn't realise).
2) A faster way of saying ice hockey.

Note - Both are good sports that need speed, stamina, skill etc, I'm just clearing up that it is seldom recognised that field hockey was the original.
1) John - "Do you wana go and play hockey?"
Matt - "Yea, I'll go get my shoes and a ball"
2) Jimmy - "Do u wana play hockey?"
Billy - "Yea, I'll go and get my skates and a puck"
von samstorm 8. April 2005

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