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1.
1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."
von Fatass 18. Februar 2003
 
2.
1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!

2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
von Super Gerbil 9. Juli 2004
 
3.
1)The Last Words Said Before Death.

2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.
1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"

2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"
von Freaky T 7. Juli 2006
 
4.
1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...
"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
von Aeon102 17. Mai 2004
 
5.
Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"

(By the way, most of those defs suck.)
von TenInchPlaya 9. Oktober 2006
 
6.
A shit you take in church.
"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"
von Mikemike43 1. Mai 2010
 
7.
More like an expression; Extremely Surprised/Shocked. Unbelievable.
HOLYSHIT, it's a dinosaur!
HOLYSHIT, MUM'S BACK!
von KenXtreme 24. Juli 2010