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Whenever girls you don't want want you and your friends really badly, you use it.
Weird girl: hey guys, you want to go watch a movie at my house this friday?
Guys: HOOP...
von boomclapboomboomclapdesnap 1. Juni 2009
Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.
That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.
von deusdiabolus 10. August 2011
A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.
"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
von Umlaut Tilde 10. Mai 2010
Contraceptive ring used by females.
Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
von YINGISWRONG 10. Dezember 2009
as a verb to shove something in your ass
i hooped my weed
von Spinbad 21. Mai 2004
Slang term for the toilet.
"Yo, it's gonna be a photo finish, where's the friggin hoop in this place??"
von KidT 18. April 2009
The rim of your asshole.
Slide that dick through my hoop, big boy.
von Buttfuck 5. Mai 2006

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