Ian
The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)
Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?!
von Crazy Ex:) 3. August 2010
Ian
A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
von MathewHourigan 3. Februar 2010
ian
has a deformed penis usually the shape of a lollipop also lies about everything in order to compensate for lack of bed skills or skills of any varity. also is easy to see through. usually people will feel sorry for said ian and go along with his lies for pitties sake
ian

wanker
arogant
tiny (mind and body)
kinda reject
intelsley annoying
nobody
sad or pathetic
von haha exactly 26. Mai 2010
ian
fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.
did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything
von jackson hilimiphilabobilack 10. Juni 2010
Ian
Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!
"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"
von oldblihqegobveit 10. April 2009
Ian
A guy who fucks his dog
Ian Lavriere from castlegar bc
von tommy chee 20. September 2009
Ian
A Girl with Goldy lock hair.
AKA
Fiona.
Smelly Horse!
hey look at the IAN in the trash can.
von Eleanora 1. April 2009
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