a male that does not often care of others feelings. usually nicknamed "dick" or "douche"
hurts others for his own enjoyment.

his poop is often the shape of a duck.
that man is so mean, must be a Jacob.
von blue jeans 21. Juni 2014
The Jacob is an odd creature. They stalk and they creep and they prey on the weak and the young. They tend to smother and trap their love intrests until they become sucidal. Usually pedophilic in nature they love the fresh faced sight of youth. The Jacob is not an intelligent creature and therefore flocks around stronger groups of males to protect himself. Jacobs' do not like bluntness and if you come into contact with one flee immediately. Though the love interest initially pities the young man, it becomes evident as the process continues that the Jacob is simply using his "vulnerability" as a complicated web, that once one gets tangled in, becomes increasingly difficult to release from. Be advised: in intimate occurances he may cause motion sickness, and in daily life, will cause nausea.
The love interest found herself drowning in Jacob's despair, and so took it upon herself to light the asshole on fire, only to discover that he had, in his undying love for her, consumed it, and continued to stalk towards his love.
von snoozingwhilelosing 3. Mai 2013
Twat
Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY
von 1290579302918503 28. Juni 2014
A crackhead who touches men in the genital area, who screams about Harry Potter while doing the dirty deed
"You know Jacob the crackhead who touches men?" "Yeah he giving that guy over there a blow job"
von Tyrone678 19. Dezember 2013
1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 1: "Hey, man! What's you're name again?"

Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"

Person 1: "Figures..."
von The Best Bear 30. März 2013
Typically a sexy ginger. Like of all the gingers, they are at the top.
Do you want some ginger? Yeah, I love me some Jacob.
von TheOne&OnlyManders 22. Dezember 2012
jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***
von brandi. 27. September 2013

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