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43.
A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
von gyhippo 18. August 2011
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A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
von Definatore 28. Mai 2011
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45.
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
von thecabbagechiccas 6. Juli 2011
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Blue eyes, usually blonde, smells delicious, but over-all a weird kid. He tends to compare dicks with all of his friends. And he likes to play tag naked. Makes weird noises, and always has boogers.
bob: hey!

george: be right back - *starts running naked*

bob: wow, that kids such a jacob...
von george blues 11. April 2011
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weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.
von applesoft 12. Juli 2011
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48.
An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
A rat named Jacob
von Partysoccer18002 4. Juli 2011
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49.
An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).
Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"

"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."

Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."
von Waka Flocka Dames 22. Juli 2011
29 87