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8.
A curious creature. may or may not enjoy consuming leafy green substances. Only one is known to man, but others may exist under the roofs of those parents are too lenient.

A warning to casual observers; "Jarvis" is extremely tempermental and will snap for reasons only known in its own angsty mind.
civilian 1: "Whos shampoo did I use today?"

civilian 2: "Oh that was Jarvis'."

civilian 3: "Jarvis and Fake D are pecking away at each other like toddlers again"

civilian 4: "Im not going to class today, Im going to pull a Jarvis"
von Hamed&Andrew 18. Juli 2006
 
9.
an unspeakable thing.

Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
von Janus Alpaca 23. April 2008
 
10.
One whom exits before compleating his or her duty. May also be used as a substitution for the term "vagina" when refering to ones actions. A tool.
"I'm leaving the bar, I am super tired."

"Stop being such a jarvis and suck it up"
von Taylor Likes 7. Dezember 2008
 
11.
The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
von Napoleon Bonerhard 19. November 2006
 
12.
when someone feels like that have underachieved
Person 1: "I did bad on that exam"

Person 2: "I know, I feel like a right jarvis"
von oliverb95 16. Juni 2011
 
13.
A Haircut where the person has a small fringe, and whose hair is long and shaggy over both ears, but not at the back. It is worn by someone with no sense of style
Look at that kid! What a Jarvis he has!
von Moorejam 27. März 2009
 
14.
An ugly girl who wearts tight clothes and make-up, smokes pot and parties ALOT! Her firends arent her friends, and she is a big SLUT. GUys thinks shes hot cus she acts slutty and will give them head.
Look at that girl, what a Jarvis. She's so slutty.
von lilimargerite 27. November 2011