an unspeakable thing.

Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.
von Janus Alpaca 23. April 2008
One whom exits before compleating his or her duty. May also be used as a substitution for the term "vagina" when refering to ones actions. A tool.
"I'm leaving the bar, I am super tired."

"Stop being such a jarvis and suck it up"
von Taylor Likes 7. Dezember 2008
a plaid or flanal jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. Can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it's near hideous yet strangely awesome.
dude 1 "where's dude 3?"

dude 2 "he went shopping, he should be right back"

dude 3 "hey guys check out this sweet Jarvis I bought at the Peavey Mart"

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously "that's a sweet fuckin Jarvis"
von Shagmuff 3. Januar 2008
The typically overweight drinking-buddy/sidekick of a cotch/cotchski. Can be solo, but operates best symbotically with his more vain counterpart. Usually drunk, belicose, and confused. Both a wingman and doormat.
After insulting and attempting to fight the cotch's arresting officer, the jarvis was also charged and incarcerated.
von Napoleon Bonerhard 19. November 2006
when someone feels like that have underachieved
Person 1: "I did bad on that exam"

Person 2: "I know, I feel like a right jarvis"
von oliverb95 16. Juni 2011
A Haircut where the person has a small fringe, and whose hair is long and shaggy over both ears, but not at the back. It is worn by someone with no sense of style
Look at that kid! What a Jarvis he has!
von Moorejam 27. März 2009
An ugly girl who wearts tight clothes and make-up, smokes pot and parties ALOT! Her firends arent her friends, and she is a big SLUT. GUys thinks shes hot cus she acts slutty and will give them head.
Look at that girl, what a Jarvis. She's so slutty.
von lilimargerite 27. November 2011

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