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1.
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
von vanilla g-lotto 21. Dezember 2004
 
2.
V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush
Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!
von Marty 19. Oktober 2003
 
3.
rubbing your dick intensely; what you do if u cant get any pussy
*Tell a friend to do this*

Follow Directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
von J 0 K A 25. Januar 2005
 
4.
someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.
man, what a jerkoff he is.
von me 12. März 2003
 
5.
to masturbate with hands
i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes
von kirsty's toe smeller 4. März 2005
 
6.
n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.
That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.
von Reign 3. November 2004
 
7.
Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.
Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.
von YourWorstEnemy 19. Januar 2005