A jern is a girl.
A pretty and sexy girl.
U ever smash a jern raw and her cootch is so good and u jus don't wanna pull out?

Yo John, u see the big titty spanish jern in aisle 6 with the tmac under that dress?
von shamboy911 12. Mai 2011
Testicles. Balls. Cajones. Most often used in an insulting manner, especially in reference to sexual favors or to talk to prostitutes.
Get on them jerns bitch!
von Zephyr_Oma 24. August 2005
One who pushes their big fat face into other peoples business disregarding the factual nature of any subject in hand. Tends to sport large ears of an elephants appearance and has absolutely so respect or consideration for others. This type of person is an enormous gossip and is never happy until they have ruined everyone else's lives. Don't ever confront a Jerns for they will take you off of their top 8 or write a myspace blog about you. Most of the time you can't tell if they are male or female.
Dude 1: "Hey, what the HECK is that?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's a Jerns, man. You can never tell!"

"That was SUCH a Jerns move."
von The Krazy Skating Man 13. August 2006
A sound made by the human voice which emulates a high pitch tone and is held for at least 3 seconds, but could potentially extend for an infinite amount of time. Usually reserved for moments of high excitement or for the use of extreme attention grabbing.
After he hit that game winning shot I popped such an intense jern that a todler 3 rows down started screaming!
von Scandle 16. Februar 2009
The ultimate and supreme cockblock.
Yo, I was gonna bang that chick untill Dave had to jern me!!
von Dave Stamos 18. Juli 2006

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