Top Definition
to ejaculate male's semen on a female (body, face, vagina)
i'm going to jessum all over your face.
von fawku 3. April 2008
A classy, smart, and fun lady who holds the key to a man's heart. Strong and self-reliant, and at the same time beautiful, she is kind to those who need a hand. Typically possessing a keen sense of humor, a Jessums is capable of inducing great amounts of happiness to the individual of her choice, and is therefore highly prized by the man who loves her. A Jessums often spurs infatuation in her male partner. She uses her natural charm and attractiveness to create bliss and joy in those who behold her. The most remarkable trait of a Jessums is her humility and accompanying inability to perceive her own beauty and excellence. Meeting a Jessums is a once-in-lifetime opportunity to find the key to happiness.
"My Jessums sent me the best care package the other day."

"Bro, you need to find yourself a Jessums."
von michaelsums 2. Dezember 2013

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