what some straight people in my country call gays
hes such a jobby jabber
von Robertalexander 25. Juli 2005
The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.
"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
von Unwept, The Lone Magpie 29. August 2005
jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)
Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "
von BlahBlahMouth 20. Januar 2009
An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).
Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.
von lex 24. November 2004
To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
von pierjumpmental 11. März 2008
fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader
that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
von charlie 9. Februar 2004
Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.
Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!
von big al 6. Juni 2004

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