Top Definition
short for knock out ! (british slang)
fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!
von kenji 28. April 2003
Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.
We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.
von Yakityak 18. August 2006
To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"
von LeahSade 23. November 2006
The mixture of feces and sweat between the rectum and the scrotum. Often times adhering to the hair that is growing in the goochal region.
I took a nice poop this morning. However, I wasn't able to wipe away all of my feces. I still have some konk left. Hopefully a shower will do the trick.

Does konk smell bad too?
von tkat 20. März 2014
A person who is very dumb. He has eyes that are too big for his head. Thinks he's bak but he's not. Often infected with koronkonktitus
Unathi is a konk
von Konk disease 20. Mai 2016
A concusion getting wrecked really hard in a sport like hockey you could say "He just got Konked" or "konks on the table"
"He just got Konked" or "konks on the table" "What a Konk" "What a konky"
von Konks mgee 6. Februar 2014
A word that can literally mean anything; as long as it is used in context.
Why the konk did you just smash my new RiFF RAFF cd man?
von yung murray slayer 30. Juni 2014
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