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A word made up by Planet Fitness used to describe one who grunts, drops weights, and judges. At planet fitness there is a lunk alarm that will go off if they believe you to be a lunk.
Ryan is slamming his weights wearing a body building tank top and drinking out of a gallon water jug, what a fuckin lunk!
von Jack Mann 6. März 2008
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The root word in the more commonly known term: Lunkhead. A word used to describe someone of low intelligence and usually of a portly stature. see dullard or dolt A heavy, stupid fellow.
Can you believe that? That stupid lunk just cut me off!

Look at that lunk, he dripped ketchup all over his fat gut when he was eating his hamburger.
von Ian Callahan 29. Mai 2006
To lay around in a energy-efficient (see lazy) state.
I think I am going to lunk around the house today.
von unlimitedhp 9. August 2006
When going up for a dunk and the ball slips out of your hands or you misjudge the jump and it ends up bouncing around sloppily before going in. Derived in 2006 in Muscatine, Iowa by combining layup and dunk.
Kobe went to throw down but couldn't finish and ended up lunking it instead. Garrett can't dunk but lunks like a champion.
von MuskieNation 24. Dezember 2014
That crappy gunk you get in your lungs when you smoke ciagrettes. It paralyzes the silia in your lungs so they can't filter the crap out and it makes it hard to breathe.
"Hey, Amanda, let's go to the movies tonight"

"**Wheeze**"
"Oh, it must be the lunk kicking in, i guess I must find anoher friend to go with"
von MollyN 8. August 2007
Lunk is a stupid, very sexy man named David who has scholiosis.
"Hot damn, there goes Lunk floundering about the hallways again."
von Jay Kay 9. April 2004
deriving from a magical chat on the 29th of February, 2012. Originally, it was a spelling mistake for luck, but it has magically caught on in the Hustler/Lunker fanbase. We say that Lunk is another term for a penis, but you can really just put Lunk in to replace anything.

Join the Lunker Gang.
"Good lunk!"
"Never gonna lunk you up, never gonna lunk you down. Never gonna lunk around and lunk you!" ~being lunk rolled
von Rick Lunkstly 29. Februar 2012

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