Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children
"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
von Malker 3. Mai 2014
Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children
"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
von Malker 3. Mai 2014
One prone to stalking in malls. Usually hey stay a store behind their victim to avoid seeming too obviously enthralled.
Jane: OMG, who is that guy following us?

Jill: Who, that guy in Abercrombie and Fitch?

Jane: Yeah! He has been a store behind us for the past three hours!

Jill: O wow. What a total effing malker!! Let's junk-punch him.
von ha_thats_cool 19. März 2011
a person who talkes in movies
i went to the movies yesterday and there was this malker so i bashed him
von goobeejoo 2. November 2007

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