1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
von Jake 22. April 2005
spooning the purple-headed yogurt swinger...
I enjoy masturbating as much as porn...
von Wraith 25. April 2003
an event in hacky sack. When "masturbate" is called during play, everyone must touch the sack once each after kicking it, then pass it to the next person. It refers to masturbation involving "touching your sack"
When peter called "masturbate," david faltered by forgetting to touch the hack once.
von Mars 9. November 2003
To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.
I masturbate every night!
von ASSHOLE! 10. Juli 2004
Fly the airplane. Shift gears.
Well guys, I'm off to fly the airplane!
Man, I gotta go and shift gears!
von Your Ass 26. September 2003
Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking
If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.
von Shandy lover 29. April 2003
to stimulate the genetails mainly
1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty
#chug #toss off #squeez one out #wank off #jerk off #jack off #beat off #pull off #hand shandy #hand shank #chufty #choke the chicken #spank the monkey #tossing the caber #tossed salad #buffing the bannana #burping the worm #bashing the bishop #onesome
von lucas bolton 6. April 2006
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
von anonymous 17. Dezember 2003
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