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The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
#pigs #fatass #meter-maid #metermaid #scum
von The Spartender 17. März 2008
A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.

See also revenue police.
Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!
#city #parking #ticket #fine #revenue police
von dookeyboy 22. November 2010
A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.
"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"
#hypocrite #rent-a-cop #pig #traffic hazard #theif
von K Jacobs 2. Mai 2007
Person who is permanently mentally under-qualified to get a real police job. Prefer to strike from afar, and tend to stalk their prey.
"How the h3ll did he get me again...the next day.
Whoa, did you see that? That bush just moved. Holy Shtt, That meter maid low-life good-for-nothing is watching me!!!"
#meter-maid #meter maid #scum #vermin #pest #low-life #good-for-nothing #vogon
von Astr01 12. März 2010
A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.
I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.
#policewoman #polica matron #a woman policeman #parking tickets #parking violations
von uyums 13. August 2007
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