Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
von Smallgoodfellas 22. Oktober 2013
‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.
von pwvl 20. Januar 2011
Mother I'd Love to Fuck, a.k.a sex/get with. Basically a disgusting way of telling someone they have a hot mom..
Josh:"I love Caitys Mom"
James:"Shes deff. a MILF"
Josh:"ew, man, I wouldn't take it that far"
von loser1563 21. Februar 2009
Mother I'd Like to Fuck

a hot older woman, usually married with a kid or two.
Mike scored him a hot MILF last night. She called him to come help with the plumbing while her kids were out with her husband.
von Dereker 16. August 2008
I saw Americian Pie too. The meaning has changed. MILF is MINOR I'd like to fuck!
Lets drive my the middle school and check out the MILFs.
von Big Polish Sausage 24. August 2005
Moose I'd Like (to) Fuck

like milf
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck but instead its with a moose
now a moose could be well a moose or it could be a guy named moose, so its okay to call a moose a milf
"i see a milf"
where?
"there"
but thats a guy
"i know hes a milf"
again he's a guy and his name is moose
"yes! milf, moose i'd like (to) fuck"
oh.... well okay than but i wouldnt tell him that

"why?"
because he might add it to urban dictionary
von billy bo billy willly bo nilly 17. Juli 2011
Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.
Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!
von Johnny_Cake 15. Dezember 2010

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