A person who says they can tell the future for only $4.99/min, but is really just a thief.
Where was Ms. Cleo on September 10, 2001??
von Netmaster5k 29. März 2004
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a fat hoe who tells ppls fortune by cards
hi im miss cleo call me ;)
von phatass 5. Mai 2003
A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.
"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."
von William Stephens 22. April 2006