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1.
(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake
Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.
von Greg "El Capitan" 15. April 2006
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2.
Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
von scodder 30. Mai 2010
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3.
When you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.
Dude 1: "Stacy's ass was so nice... I miss it so much..." *pops boner*
Dude 2: "Did you just get mourning wood?!"
von Hoochiecaca 30. August 2011
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4.
When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.
Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass
von alexlove_yoo 6. März 2014
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n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.
I was so happy when I woke up with morning wood, but then I realized I had to piss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
von Wildcard55 9. Oktober 2010
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It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'
Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.

Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.
von katzdogma 22. Juni 2007
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